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| User: | hairlessllama (11243648) ...a story for another time...
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| Name: | Tasker Morris | |
| Location: | Silver Spring, Maryland, United States | |
| Bio: | soon to be unemployed, raging, leather poly queer, i'm the one you can count on to make a bad pun or give fisting lessons at the dinner table. i can sautee a mean bowl of garlic spinach and would sell my soul for a smoosh-in from herrell's. i love to laugh. i love to make other people laugh. i sleep around, but only in the context of my loving, fulfilling relationship and only if you're independent and fierce enough to handle it. i am addicted to bad mtv reality shows like "run's house" and don't know how i could live without tivo. i love the throbbing pulse of the city, but adore the woods and being close to nature. i cracked my chin open while playing wonder woman in the bathtub when i was 7 and really haven't been the same since. i change my haircolor about every 6 weeks. i'm obsessively clean and tidy, unless there's a science experiment growing in my kitchen, in which case i can't resist the urge to see how it turns out. i am currently fumbling my way through my saturn return while trying to cram 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag. | |
| Pictures: | over 40 public | |
| Interests: | 86: activism, allies, alphonse mucha, amateur photography, bad puns, bdsm, blueberry stoli and tonic, bois, bondage, bottoming, bright colors, burlesque, butch/femme, camping, chosen family, cooking, crushes, cupcakes, dark chocolate, deconstruction, drive-by make out sessions, eating, eye make-up, fags, fashion, fashionistas, female ejaculation, feminism, fierce femmes, fisting, fucking, genderqueer, glass earrings, happy hours, indigo girls, intelligence, johnny cash, knitting, leather, leftist politics, lingerie, llamas, long talks about nothing, mandy patinkin, massive attack, michigan womyn's music festival, my newly naked nipples, naps, needles, old school mix tapes, outfest, parenting, perverts, philadelpia, piercing, polyamory, porn, pottery, pride, queers, sex, sex in the city, sexual tension, shrink wrap, silver-haired butches, smut, sociology, soy lattes, sparkly glasses, straight razors, sunbeams, sushi, tattooed wings, tattoos, tepid water, the ocean, things that glitter, tivo, transmen, trees, unscented candles, wax, women's music, women's studies, writing, zero 7 | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 29: amy_puma, bias_cut, boikage, bostonkatie, charlz_lynn, chnacat, escapetochengdu, getagrip666, janespeed, justajenn, kabosu, lemondancy, lissam, metrosxualbutch, missleabeth, mitz11218, mlklm_rollick, notyourmama2, orangegrrl_nola, pegsioux, saltwaterkill, sugarmommaless, swifty70, tinyvern, tripolarexpress, twoofspades, vstar2, whiskey_wb, zombiefemme | |
| Also Friend of: | 1: bee_have | |
| Member of: | 1: paidmembers | |
| Account type: | Paid Account | |
